You should know these 10 things, your highness.

“I hate the way you talk to me

And the way you cut your hair.

I hate the way you drive my car.

I hate it when you stare.

I hate your big dumb combat boots

and the way you read my mind.

I hate you so much it makes me sick

it even makes me rhyme.

I hate the way you're always right.

I hate it when you lie.

I hate it when you make me laugh even worse when you make me cry.

I hate it that you're not around

and the fact that you didn't call.

But mostly I hate the way

I don't hate you

not even close, not even a little bit, not any at all.”

-KAT STARTFORD, 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU